-Demi Lovato is all pouty and lollipop-licking in a provocative new photo shoot for Tyler Shields.
-Kim Kardashian is denying reports that she’s dating Mark Sanchez.
-On this week’s TV podcast, we’re chatting about Gossip Girl‘s 100th ep and the possible Office spinoff.
-Good on Kelly Osbourne, who managed to keep her new relationship a secret for six months.
-Judging by these new Breaking Dawn behind-the-scenes clips, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner found the birth scene just as ridiculous as the rest of the world.
-Jessica Biel was photographed with an engagement ring, but no one can tell if it’s the real deal or a movie prop.
-As if we needed more proof that Michael Fassbender (or, as I like to call him, The Smile) would be an awesome drinking buddy, he had to be carried out of a party last night.
-Coldplay’s new video features the girl who plays Alisha in Misfits and proves that she just can’t escape parkour-loving dudes in black hoodies.
-On Joan Rivers’ new reality show, she gets stoned in a parking lot and is unable to drive home. Why am I not watching this?!
-Here’s Ron Swanson’s midriff to get your weekend off to a great start!
-Oh man, the guy who plays Alaric on The Vampire Diaries tweeted some hilarious fanfic about him, Elena and periods. Someone please let him write an episode…
-Willow Smith is no longer whipping her hair. Judging by a pic she just tweeted, she’s shaved it all off.
-Also making a big hair change today is Rihanna, who’s showing off a crazy blonde wig (at least, I hope it’s a wig!).
-Lana Del Rey did a much better job on last night’s Letterman than she did on SNL. I’m listening to her CD now — still not convinced she’s the next big thing.
-Pan Am is most likley going to be cancelled, but the show wasn’t a complete waste of time for Christina Ricci, who met her new boyfriend on the set.
-Drake is getting sued by an ex-girlfriend for allegedly using her voicemail in “Marvin’s Room.”
-Hugh Grant is reportedly asking producers to delay Bridget Jones 3 until they can find a script that doesn’t suck. Will that even be possible?!
-I love that Chris Rock is writing a rom-com script wth Melissa McCarthy in mind. Between this and that rom-com with her and Jon Hamm, could she become the new, better Katherine Heigl?
-Kristen Cavallari says she’s putting her wedding plans on hold until the baby comes.
-Cameron Diaz stays over at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house instead of in a hotel when she’s in London, proving that they’re actual BFFs and not the fake-Hollywood kind actresses are always gushing about.
-I will never, ever see John Krasinski‘s new movie because it’s about whales and I have some major whale fear (yes, I know they’re animatronic in the movie. It doesn’t matter!!), but that doesn’t me i didn’t watch/drool over him on Kimmel last night.
